Sunday, 17 April 2011

#youdeservetobesingle Funny Lines

If you screaming "money over b*tches" knowing damn well you aint got either #YouDeserveToBeSingle

when u're too awesome and ain't no girls can settle u down, then #youdeservetobesingle

#youdeservetobesingle if you easily get tired of people. :)

You care only about one thing #youdeservetobesingle

#youdeservetobesingle if you freak out everytime your bf or gf takes longer than 5 minutes to txt back

If you have a girlfriend/boyfriend but flirt with everyone you see #YouDeserveToBeSingle

ur ego is bigger then ur head #youdeservetobesingle

#youdeservetobesingle If you don't know how to apologize when you are wrong"

#youdeservetobesingle if you only choose your boyfriends based on the size of their bankroll...

#youdeservetobesingle If you think McDonalds is a "restaurant"
#youdeservetobesingle when u make d same emotional mistakes!!!

#youdeservetobesingle Funny Quotes

youdeservetobesingle if u always look for ur lover's faults..

youdeservetobesingle if you're a bitch.

you're a cheat, player and just a full on user. youdeservetobesingle

#youdeservetobesingle if you have disvirgined over 20 girls

If your perfect guy is someone like Justin Beiber, #youdeservetobesingle

#youdeservetobesingle when your BF is giving me his number!

If you feed your cat actual people food complete with seasoning and garnishing #YouDeserveToBeSingle

#YouDeserveToBeSingle If you can't deal with her & her mood shifts during her monthly visit

#youdeservetobesingle if u hit on everyone u see..

#YouDeserveToBeSingle if ur fluent in lying and bullshit

Your best friends are Keyboard and Mouse #YouDeserveToBeSingle

#youdeservetobesingle if u don't treat ur girl like a princess

If you ever allowed a social network to break your relationship up #YouDeserveToBeSingle

If you have no respect for females #youdeservetobesingle

if you think your woman belongs in the kitchen.. #youdeservetobesingle

#youdeservetobesingle when you talk to girls like absolute shit.

Why You Deserve To Be Single Quotes? Updated

here are some few:

if you embarrass you're girlfriend to show off in front of your friends youdeservetobesingle

if you cant respect ladies and if you don't tell your girl shes beautiful ever second than YouDeserveToBeSingle thats all.

If you hit a woman YouDeserveToBeSingle

If you a cheater, YouDeserveToBeSingle

dear justin, you're too sexy to have a girlfriend...I think...youdeservetobesingle

youdeservetobesingle if you're too good to be taken ;)

You join a dating site, have a nice conversation with someone, but flip out when they suggest TALKING off of the site youdeservetobesingle

YouDeserveToBeSingle if u can't make ur GF cum!

If you're a child molester youdeservetobesingle

Why You Deserve To Be Single ?

Here are some random,funny and weird reasons I came across and read it on internet about why you deserve to be single:

Can't handle being committed to 1 person YouDeserveToBeSingle.

youdeservetobesingle if u expect ur girl to be like Martha Stewart or Oprah. Bitch just be happy they dnt LOOK like them.

If you beat up women youdeservetobesingle".

youdeservetobesingle if you lie!!!!!!!! and care too much about what others think...

Perhaps if you stopped obsessing so much you'd be in a relationship. But, alas, you refuse. youdeservetobesingle